A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.   Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. ...

  A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. ...