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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she turned smiling and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?"
"And so, here we are!"
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Driver Safety Quiz
- What is the most important driving technique to avoid crashes when driving in icy or snowy conditions
- A flashing red traffic signal at an intersection has the same requirements as what
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We got loaded and are heading back to Florida. Get our truck back and clean it good. James will have to fix the trailer himself. The welder doesn’t seem to feel it necessary to come to work most days.
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Par for the course. Escort is late and not answering texts or phone calls. Going to run smack into curfew. This is what sucks hauling oversized loads.
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Heading back out to Point Richmond, California with a sailboat. Yay!!!
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Feeling 95% better. Now just hanging around waiting for permits and escorts. Oh what fun!
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Still feeling like crap , but have to go get a load in the morning.
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Been a few days since I was on here last. There was a carbon monoxide leak in our truck and we got sick as dogs.
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Traffic Law Quiz
- If you plan to drive after drinking, everyone should be aware that alcohol first affects:
- While driving, if you are approached from any direction by an emergency vehicle using its flashing lights and/or sirens, you must:
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Movie Buff Quiz That Covers Different Genres
- “Goose”, “Jester”, “Hollywood”, and “Wolfman” are some nicknames of flying military bros in what 1986 movie
- In what movie does Baby fall in love with her dance instructor
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